You can't look at a logo without commenting on the font used.
You can't use pre-formatted templates on photo book sites because the lack of customization lights a fire in you that could burn down your apartment complex.
You refuse to click on search results you know are ads as to not charge that company pay-per-click money. (Exception: Unless You KNOW you are going to their website to buy and Adwords deserves the attribution.)
You contemplate clicking on search results you know are ads for companies you don't like.
You've thought so hard about the branding of your wedding that you contemplated a logo.
You stand up and clap at really great product placement in TV shows that aren't blatant or annoying.
You've considered providing an incentive on your wedding invites to get people to RSVP by the due date.
The screenshot folder on your iPhone has way too many screenshots of social media ads you were impressed by and want to remember.
You respond to really great, persuasive marketing or sales emails even if your'e not interested because they deserve an answer.
You refuse to buy anything from a website that doesn't work on your mobile phone.
You refuse to buy anything from a company that doesn't have a website.
You may or may not have installed Google Analytics on your wedding website.
You're marrying someone in sales so that sales guys can never say you don't understand their struggle. 😉